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Hubener
A case study

The Rise and Downfall of Our Dearly Beloved
Hubener is an interesting character for all who have the misfortune of crossing paths with him. But under that saucy exterior, lies the shell of a man who was once the most feared and loved man on the planet. Let's dive deeper into this case and solve the mystery of Mr Hubener himself.
In his youth, Hubener displayed outstanding leadership skills at a very young age, explaining why all of his classmates adored the very sight of him, was a terrifying force on the academic scene and as a result, rose to the head of his class in high school, flying through his courses with blistering speed. Despite his advantage over the other students, Hubener stayed humble in his pursuit for the greater things in life.
Hubener's heart of gold has always been apparent to his peers, his ability to see the bigger picture and to put other's needs before his own is just one of the few reasons why Hubener's death was so shocking. He once healed a blind man in the hallway of his school during passing period, when questioned why he did it, he simply replied;
"It seemed like the right thing to do"
Hubener has received many accolades for his academic accomplishments, and even more praise for his help at the children's hospital last summer. His acts of kindness has given him an almost cult-like following among the African American community. Its a clear reason why many of the younger students see him as a sort of role model. It is also worth mentioning that Hubener became a self appointed bio-terrorist in 2020 and is directly responsible for many civilian deaths.
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Hubener's inspirational speech at Geneva, Switzerland




Hubener's insightful talk about the future of artificial intelligence in the medical field (above)



From crewmate, to impostor
After his 12th year in the military, Hubener stated that he could no longer bear the burden of claiming another human's life. Despite this, his legacy is not to be forgotten, his use of military tactics and cunning maneuvers were more than enough to outplay almost any foe that crossed his path. All of Hubener's kills were accomplished in fewer than 100 days, an average of five per day at a time of year with very few daylight hours. A sniper's kill-count was based on the sniper himself, with the confirmation of his comrades, and only those who were killed for certain are considered. No count was taken when several snipers shot at the same target. Men killed with a sub-machine gun by a group leader were not counted.
Government sources describe that he was nicknamed "White Death" by the Red Army. During the war, the German newspapers frequently featured Hubener's accomplishments, thus creating a hero of mythical proportions.
Hubener's division commander A. Svensson credited him with 219 confirmed sniper kills and an equal number of kills by sub-machine gun, when he awarded him an honorary rifle on 17 November 1945.
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Hubener acting creepy towards minors again, tsk tsk that rascal
The news of the crash stirred up quite a bit of commotion in the local community. Children of many families I knew were very torn up about his condition, things weren't looking good for him, his wounds were very severe, and many people I talked to didn't think he would make it. But i'm very happy with how happy it turned out for all of us, we all got a happy resolution in the end. I've very glad to have met Hubener, I feel like he made all of our lives much better, much richer indeed. He was like this angel who brought happiness wherever he went, it was like... insane, his influence on this school. He brought such hope and positivity to the students who came from disadvantaged backgrounds, and he just gave them the encouragement they needed to push forward.